Happenstance is also a 12 letter word

Home made banana cake, chawan mushi, girls and a games tournament is what you’d hear about if I blogged about happenings recently.  Which, you’ll probably agree is not too interesting (unless you’re a guy and you really want to hear about what I got up to with the banana cake).

So - I’ve summarised a few cool things below to keep you entertained while you’re at work:

1) What people REALLY blog about when you don’t know who they are.  Most excellent.
2) Bruce Lee is Bosnia’s Mascot.  No really …
3) Scientology, Tom Cruise and Crop Circles.  The definitive Link.
4) Do you need to pee?  Think about sex.

What would I do without the internet?  I’d go to sleep at 11pm.  That’s what. 
Madness.

In a large number of action films, the police (or whoever) sometimes shoot open a door or lock to get to whatever’s on the other side…

How easy _is_ that do you think?  The answer?  A hell of a lot harder, and more dangerous than it looks!  Along with cars blowing up by themselves in an overly spectacular fashion after an oil leak - this is the second thing from films that I’ve unlearned.   Cool.  So that’s what people get up to when they’re old.

An artillery of harmful guns and locks

Edward Monkton.  Is he a real person?  I don’t know - but I do kind of care… Few things make me laugh or grin - but the cards he has are cooooool.  White and black childish drawings… but surprisingly apt with the comical captions that somehow fit.

The maniacal elegance of the strangely warped humour appeals to me - and the blend of sharp wit, piercing accuracy, and occasional wtf?! is just too good to be true.

Parting words?
Beware of that penguin man.  412.  Very scary.

Edward Monkton Gallery

Some stupid girl got me into One Tree Hill.  Teen drama escapism rules. 
(I still like Gilmore Girls the best though)

Ever had a friend that just copies everything you do?  Quiiiiiite freaky.
I wonder if they notice that it’s not very normal.

What if they copied bits of everyone else - but not in any kind of subtle way either…

Seek help?  Yes, I think they should.