Happenstance is also a 12 letter word

Confused as to how to approach this film?  Perhaps you want to blend in as one of the fans when it comes out in whatever country you’re in right now.

Worry no longer intrepid individual! I have the very etiquette guide you seek for any situation you might happen to be in.

1) Surprise — "What the snakes on a plane are you doing here?"
2) Fraud — "I got snaked on a plane by the car dealer."
3) Resignation — "Oh, snakes on a plane!"
4) Trouble — "I guess I’m snakes on a plane now."
5) Aggression — "GO SNAKE YOURSELF ON A PLANE!"
6) Disgust — "Snake me on a motherfucking plane."
7) Confusion — "What the…snakes on a plane…?"
Difficulty — "I don’t understand these snakes on a plane!"
9) Despair — "Snakes on a plane again…."
10) Pleasure — "I couldn’t be happier if I had snakes on a plane."
11) Displeasure — "What the motherfuck is going on here, snakes on a plane?"
12) Lost — "Where are we going and why are there snakes on a plane?"
13) Disbelief — "UN-SNAKES-ON-A-PLANE-BELIEVABLE!"
14) Retaliation — "Up your fucking snakes on a plane!"
15) Denial — "I didn’t do it. The snakes did. On a plane."
16) Perplexity — "I know everything to do with it, if it has anything to do with Snakes On A Plane."
17) Apathy — "Who really gives a snake on a plane, anyhow?"
18) Greetings — "How the snakes on a plane are ya?"
19) Suspicion — "Who the fuck are you, snakes on a plane?"
20) Panic — "Let’s get the snakes on a plane out of here."
21) Directions — "Fuck off, snakes on a plane."
22) Awe — "How the snakes on a plane did you do that?"

1) Surprise — "What the snakes on a plane are you doing here?"
2) Fraud –
"I got snaked on a plane by the car dealer."
3) Resignation — "Oh, snakes
on a plane!"
4) Trouble — "I guess I’m snakes on a plane now."
5)
Aggression — "GO SNAKE YOURSELF ON A PLANE!"
6) Disgust — "Snake me on a
motherfucking plane."
7) Confusion — "What the…snakes on a plane…?"

Difficulty — "I don’t understand these snakes on a plane!"
9)
Despair — "Snakes on a plane again…."
10) Pleasure — "I couldn’t be
happier if I had snakes on a plane."
11) Displeasure — "What the motherfuck
is going on here, snakes on a plane?"
12) Lost — "Where are we going and
why are there snakes on a plane?"
13) Disbelief –
"UN-SNAKES-ON-A-PLANE-BELIEVABLE!"
14) Retaliation — "Up your fucking
snakes on a plane!"
15) Denial — "I didn’t do it. The snakes did. On a
plane."
16) Perplexity — "I know everything to do with it, if it has
anything to do with Snakes On A Plane."
17) Apathy — "Who really gives a
snake on a plane, anyhow?"
18) Greetings — "How the snakes on a plane are
ya?"
19) Suspicion — "Who the fuck are you, snakes on a plane?"
20)
Panic — "Let’s get the snakes on a plane out of here."
21) Directions –
"Fuck off, snakes on a plane."
22) Awe — "How the snakes on a plane did you
do that?"

And there you go.  All your problems are solved.  Aren’t you glad you spent the 1 minute it took to ready that?

Friends that know me know I don’t eat much.

Today I was feeling cheap (read: thrifty, budget-limited, financially frugal), so I bought some sirloin steak variant from a supermarket and had a vietnamese-themed surprise meal at home around 5/6pm.  That was lunch, because I woke up at 1pm - and breakfast weighed in around 2pm because of my busy schedule today.

Unbeknownst to me, my chilled-out evening was punctuated by a surprise dinner at 9ish in a korean restaurant (quite a large meal - just about right for 2 hungry people … cept I wasn’t really that hungry, but I stuffed myself anyways), and then dessert at Haagen Dazs around 11pm or so…

Another hungry visitor around 1am meant that we ended up in another restaurant eating a FULL (4-dishes + rice + more drinks worth) meal.  Wow.

That’s a lot of food :p

I think I’m full now… I can’t eat the cake that’s sitting in the nice cake box next to me.

Urgh.  Not doing that again

I’ve been using these abbrevs. incorrectly all this time.  I will commit them to memory!

Somehow, I doubt I could have phrased it better.  This should be in my ‘About Me’ section =)