Happenstance is also a 12 letter word

Confused as to how to approach this film?  Perhaps you want to blend in as one of the fans when it comes out in whatever country you’re in right now.

Worry no longer intrepid individual! I have the very etiquette guide you seek for any situation you might happen to be in.

1) Surprise — "What the snakes on a plane are you doing here?"
2) Fraud — "I got snaked on a plane by the car dealer."
3) Resignation — "Oh, snakes on a plane!"
4) Trouble — "I guess I’m snakes on a plane now."
5) Aggression — "GO SNAKE YOURSELF ON A PLANE!"
6) Disgust — "Snake me on a motherfucking plane."
7) Confusion — "What the…snakes on a plane…?"
Difficulty — "I don’t understand these snakes on a plane!"
9) Despair — "Snakes on a plane again…."
10) Pleasure — "I couldn’t be happier if I had snakes on a plane."
11) Displeasure — "What the motherfuck is going on here, snakes on a plane?"
12) Lost — "Where are we going and why are there snakes on a plane?"
13) Disbelief — "UN-SNAKES-ON-A-PLANE-BELIEVABLE!"
14) Retaliation — "Up your fucking snakes on a plane!"
15) Denial — "I didn’t do it. The snakes did. On a plane."
16) Perplexity — "I know everything to do with it, if it has anything to do with Snakes On A Plane."
17) Apathy — "Who really gives a snake on a plane, anyhow?"
18) Greetings — "How the snakes on a plane are ya?"
19) Suspicion — "Who the fuck are you, snakes on a plane?"
20) Panic — "Let’s get the snakes on a plane out of here."
21) Directions — "Fuck off, snakes on a plane."
22) Awe — "How the snakes on a plane did you do that?"

1) Surprise — "What the snakes on a plane are you doing here?"
2) Fraud –
"I got snaked on a plane by the car dealer."
3) Resignation — "Oh, snakes
on a plane!"
4) Trouble — "I guess I’m snakes on a plane now."
5)
Aggression — "GO SNAKE YOURSELF ON A PLANE!"
6) Disgust — "Snake me on a
motherfucking plane."
7) Confusion — "What the…snakes on a plane…?"

Difficulty — "I don’t understand these snakes on a plane!"
9)
Despair — "Snakes on a plane again…."
10) Pleasure — "I couldn’t be
happier if I had snakes on a plane."
11) Displeasure — "What the motherfuck
is going on here, snakes on a plane?"
12) Lost — "Where are we going and
why are there snakes on a plane?"
13) Disbelief –
"UN-SNAKES-ON-A-PLANE-BELIEVABLE!"
14) Retaliation — "Up your fucking
snakes on a plane!"
15) Denial — "I didn’t do it. The snakes did. On a
plane."
16) Perplexity — "I know everything to do with it, if it has
anything to do with Snakes On A Plane."
17) Apathy — "Who really gives a
snake on a plane, anyhow?"
18) Greetings — "How the snakes on a plane are
ya?"
19) Suspicion — "Who the fuck are you, snakes on a plane?"
20)
Panic — "Let’s get the snakes on a plane out of here."
21) Directions –
"Fuck off, snakes on a plane."
22) Awe — "How the snakes on a plane did you
do that?"

And there you go.  All your problems are solved.  Aren’t you glad you spent the 1 minute it took to ready that?

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