Original? No. Inventive? Also no. Sorry
Monday, October 16th, 2006So I’m stressing over the number of profile views I have - because, you know, girls get hundreds every month, and I’m stuck here with a few measily tens. I’m thinking I should whore myself out - maybe put up naked pictures (no, not of me, that would have the opposite effect) of naked girls and change my name to (trying to think of a name that doesn’t belong to anyone I know) … um, "Oprah".
Yeah, I figure naked pics of a girl called Oprah (let’s make her white for the purposes of this brief discussion) should attract a lot of guys who just want to add me randomly.
And I was all set to do that - cept I don’t actually want guys adding me, so I’ve shelved that idea for an April Fool gimmick. Guys beware. Her name may not be Oprah, but her personality and profile are going to be as artificial as her imaginary size Cs.
That not being the plan, (stay with me), I also momentarily decided on a "This is what your friends have been blogging about" mash-up. You know, like the searches you get. Only with me writing it instead of any automated processes picking up on trends, and popularity of phrase.
I would have to use sentences like:
1) Today I was depressed
2) because my run was on Sunday
3) so bitchy, I don’t know
4) what to wear to
5) hong kong, the flights are so
6) why can’t I find a gf/bf?
7) I miss them so much
My shoes
9) I slept with both of them in one week
That would make a readable blog. Well, when I get ultra bored and revisit this idea again…
Ja Mata
