Happenstance is also a 12 letter word

Greetings posterity!

The boiler’s doing something funny again - which means a distinct lack of water perporting to be anywhere near warm.  Or tepid.  Or cool.  None of the above. 

A swift rummage around the flat yields one bucket, one kettle, a wok, and an endless supply of cold water.  You don’t need to know the rest, but suffice to say - I want the hot running water to be working again, and I really, really like having more than one shower a day.

Did I mention that this is the greenest I’ve been in a long time?  The one (2 gallon?) bucket accounted for complete, all-over cleanliness.  That includes the hair… Surely this is some world record that I can be immortalised for?  Trivial perhaps, but nonetheless a significant achievement in my markedly uneventful few weeks since my last post.

That is - if you ignore the gazillion Tamagotchi and Ben 10 toys that I had imported.  As well as all those Nintendo DS thingies… 

I was mulling over the fact the other day, that China provides the majority of everything I currently retail in my online empire.  It flies over from China to the States, gets flown over from the States to London, gets brought up 3 flights of stairs … only to be sent all the way back down the aforementioned stairs, and into a van (driven by some man). 

What a waste of fuel! Someone should invent teleportation in a hurry.  That’d drop the global fuel consumption in a hurry.

It’s summer again!  Yay!  I can go and sit in Trafalgar square and watch girls.  Or something equally as relaxing, but which won’t get me arrested.

Cowabunga!

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